Terms And Conditions

Terms And Conditions

You visit this website at your own risk.  It’s not like anything really bad will happen.  I haven’t left a manhole cover off the internet and you won’t fall in or anything.  But if you don’t like any of the content, or the site gets hacked and you accidently download something nasty (a computer virus or similar.  Or worse, a picture of The Conservative Cabinet), then that’s your own luck out.   Nothing to do with me guv.  My hosting company take very reasonable steps to protect us all and this site is as safe as any on the internet. It’s very unlikely you’ll pick up something nasty, unlike my last visit to Tipton, I got a really nasty cold.

If you find any of the content on this site offensive or distasteful, feel free to contact the authorities.  I won’t post anything that is illegal or in my opinion, upsetting or offensive.  I’m happy for your opinion to differ, but don’t contact me, contact the relevant authority for a decision. I'm sure you'll love everything that appears, so it's a moot point.

Cookies are used to make this site a more pleasurable experience.  Just like every website ever developed.  The cookies on this site do not track you, do anything unpleasant or insidious, they just make the site easier to use.  If you don’t agree to that, don’t visit this site.  Or any other site, because 99.99% of website use ‘em (made up that statistic, but it’s a lot, nearly all)

Throughout this website you may find links to third party websites. The provision of a link to such a website does not mean that we endorse that website.  If you visit any website via a link on this Website you do so at your own risk.   Any party wishing to link to this website is entitled to do so provided that the conditions below are observed.

  • You do not seek to imply that we are endorsing the services or products of another party unless this has been agreed with us in writing
  • You do not misrepresent your relationship with this website
  • The website from which you link to this Website does not contain offensive or otherwise  controversial content or, content that infringes any intellectual property rights or other rights of a third party.

That's all a bit stuffy.  what you should really do, is enjoy what you see (I hope!), enjoy this site (I hope again) and enjoy life (I hope you get this too).